First Church of the Mighty
Freak Magnet
fat tire evangelism for you

The good Reverend is back after a long hiatus on the sofa and at work. The church is still being remodeled, however, I still know nothing about CGI so the pennance process at the confessional is still a bit slow. Use the buttons on the left to navigate the church.


The Win A Date With Finn essay contest is long over.
We have a winner!


Have you recently passed up the opportunity to find humor in the comic, mundane or tragic? Have you violated any number of Prince Buster's ten commandements? Have you denied yourself Slack in any way. If so, you may not even get a fleeting wave goodbye from your yeti brothers as they Whoosh away in their escape vessles on X-Day. You'll be left on a crumbling, tortured, Slackless earth, fighting over who gets to die first! There's still hope! Visit the confessional and be saved!


You are weirdo # since 1/20/98.

NŠ by Rev. Burton-Finnegan III bx