Upei's next foray!

This is my next html document.
I am still typing slowly,
but my girlfriend is not holding my hand,
just a lil html toddler wiggling in place!


good looking!



The Story Thus Far


After 37 and 1/2 years and much personal (and some impersonal) strife, consternation
yelling, screaming, biting, and kicking,
an album(ok,ok, an EP) was born.
Look at the photo in the top of the page
to see how young and fresh I was when I started,
and look at me now.
THE MORAL: Go to MED SCHOOL

good looking!


...The wait is over...


This fine spectacle of an ep offers 5 cuts totalling over 20 minutes of unique and fantastic sounds created for your total aural excitement. Lushly produced by Dan Snyder, and engineered by Tony Lewis at Skyhigh Studios in NYC, during the winter of 1998. Heartfelt thanks to both of you from me. good looking! This album is available through the independent label of HOME OFFICE Records. Their brave and steadfast hand has charted the course of many a wayward musician bent on self annihilation. Visit their web site at web-ho.com and buy my Goddamn album, you slut.




...always the best for last...

Ok, OK, I lied at the top of the page. LuLu is sitting right next to me as I type. It's easier to type with two hands though. If you want to see a really cool web site, or need one done for yourself, check this out:





...Like these colors????? There's nothing like good ink. While in the East village stumbling about from one bar to the next (that's all there is down here anymore, anyway), stop in and say hi to Mike and Mehai, two of the best skin illustrators in these fine parts. Visit their shop,
Fineline Tattoos
at 21 First Ave., NYC.


See ya on the next foray,
hasta vagina, bendecos!